1. Set fire to a flammable piece of furniture (or to a flammable relative)
2. Step one will cause a commotion, dont pay attention to the panicking masses, concentrate on your goal (the food)
3. Hurry to the location of the food stealthily and fabulously (it IS eid after all)
4. Stuff your mouth and pockets with food
Success!!! By this step, you will have food and a bunch of angry relatives. And probably a law suit but whatever.
1. Wear anything you like, make sure it covers your body, otherwise that shit is haram.
2. Roll around some glue
3. Shower yourself with glitter. Get those sparkly motherfuckers in every fold of you body. Eat those fuckers so you can be pretty in the inside
4. Wear some cool ass shades to look down on them basic bitches
5. Strut your stuff
This outfit is unisex for all our shy muslim brothers out there. You will still look manly in this sparkly glory of an outfit.
Rules to live by